Tuesday, August 05, 2008
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Don't You Love Email Forwards?
It's Tuesday. I wish it were Friday.
Hope everyone is having a good week. Because we all love email forwards we get from our lovely coworkers/friends/parents/baby mommas, here's a few from my jokes/cartoons/pics email folder. Hope one of them makes you smile. 
Star in the East?A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says,"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"What's your favorite joke or funny story? Please share it with us in the comments.
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Comments (7)
Q: What is the difference between a bird with one wing and a bird with two wings?
A: It's a difference of a pinion.
Have a great day
haha nice jokes :D
That first picture made me giggle.
hehe ... very nice LOL
A little church-y humor for you all:
A black man and a white man were arguing about what color Jesus is. The black man said "I'm telling you, Jesus is black! He's not white!" The white man wouldn't change his mind either, saying that Jesus was white. Well, one day the two were driving together and got in a car crash. Both of them died and went to heaven. Once they got inside, they saw Jesus. Jesus smiled when he saw them and said "Como estas?"
My dad told that joke once or twice in church while he was preaching. :P
I love the picture! =)
Funny. But personally I find forward emails just...empty connection. I have some friend who don't actually send me personal emails... just forwards. eventually I just got sick of it -- getting forwards and sending forwards that I stopped all together. My little sister has a friend who is a forward maniac. If she doesn't check her email for say a week then there are like 30 forwards in her inbox... all from the same friend. I mean it's nice sometimes to get a little laugh or get a reminder to pray for the troops... but honestly the whole "if you don't send this immediately you won't find true love" or "ohhh.... you don't really love Jesus if you don't send this..." or "if you send this to at least 8 people in an hour your wish will come true... no joke!!" is...ridiculous and controlling. I don't want my inbox cluttered with manipulative forwards -- some of them hoaxes to get money or freak people out. Just... empty. What's the point of having the friend if all they care about is counting your email address for one of the eight?